WHY IS MY

poop green? yeah today I took a dump and it smelled pretty egg-rolly. when I looked down after wiping clean, it was green. scary carey shit. I told my sister afterwards and just now, she told me to type in WHY IS MY... in google and look at their suggestions. the result...drumroll please...



silly americans typing up silly things. I want a new gun so I was looking on calguns and NO FUCKING WAY...



some dude was selling an sks that looked EXACTLY like this one for $400 and he also included a fake aimpoint red dot. I was telling him I was interested so hopefully he calls me. no homo.

mervyns went out of business so I'm out of a job. I've met many many many good people there. on the flip side I've also met many many asshole customers. I miss going to work on the weekends.



oh yeah and one last thing, Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III is a nigga that deserves props. he landed a plane in water. I hope Bush gives him a handshake.