Wednesday, April 30, 2008

what a day of edumacation

Woke up today at around 10am and tried to finish my calc homework. Cramster didn't have the answers I was looking for. I pay $50 a year to some website that doesn't give me what I paid for, and the world keeps spinning. Anyways, I went to my English class and found out I got a 5 out of 6 on my in class essay. The topic was on how today's youth is living in a moral haze. My argument: every generation has its own moral standards. I feel the author of the prompt was criticizing our generation because their morals are different than ours. My generation knows the difference between right and wrong, we don't live in a moral haze damnit. Enough of that, so after English I went to calculus. I was thinking about skipping and attending engineering open lab, but I decided to stay. Boy was I glad I stayed. Professor Peterson covered a shitload of stuff that I would have never been able to understand by myself. After math, I went to engineering open lab to work on my VEX robot with Devan the man. After 2 hours of troubleshooting, the fucking robot still doesn't do what we program it to do. Confucius once said...a robot is as stupid as it's programmer. My robot is retarded, but fuck that saying.

Got home, chilled, played with my guns and went to the gym. Worked out my biceps, chest, and triceps. I haven't gone to the gym in a week so I felt like shit trying to burn 100 calories doing cardio. After I got home I tried to work on some useless discussion forum thing for engineering, but whoever set the damn thing up needs to double check it because I can't see what other people post. Fuckers. I'll ask my professor tomorrow.

So anyways, after this I'm gonna go work on some calculus, brush my teeth and floss. Or should I floss, do calculus, and brush my teeth. Oh yeah, here are some pictures of my finished project (putting a .22 cal into a MP5 shell). Enjoy the gun porn.

good times cost money

Damn, why are hobbies so expensive? I guess a cheap hobby would be reading or something (wtf). I'm talking about shooting guns by the way. $30 for a box of 8mm Mauser. What the eff. Some people wonder why I like guns. That's a good question...seriously, I don't know why. I love the rush you get when I feel that tiny little bullet throw my whole 220lb frame back. Or the satisfaction of precisely placing the bullet in the bullseye. Tree huggers and liberal communists may think I'm a killer and I should see some mental institution, but I'm a perfectly normal guy. Anyways, I've been working on this side project for the past few weeks and I'm finally done! I put a .22 rifle inside an airosft body. Pretty kickass, all the guys at the range admired my project. I've spent a considerable amount of time and money on this project and I'm happy to receive a little recognition for it. Next blog I'll be sure to post pictures of my project.

It's late and I haven't finished my calculus homework yet....fuckin great. +1 for college. I pay a shitload of money to some government controlled institution to fail a class and take it over again. General Ed. classes are a load of bullshit and it's the only way colleges can get more money. 10 page research papers and intro to engineering classes blow. At least I know what a Mechanical Engineer does and how to cite sources (John C. Footpenis, 56). If there were no GE classes that were required, I'd be outta college in 4 years MAX. Hell, I know some people who have been working on their Bachelors for 6 years. How much longer would it take? Please Mr. Government, give me my degree I paid for and circulate me into society where I get to pay taxes, vote, go to jury duty and do all that fun stuff.

Well that wraps it up for this first blog, time to practice L'Hospital's rule and more bullshit, then hit the sack.