fudge my gums are white as my teeth. I tried a Listerine white strip and ten seconds after I put it onto my teeth, my gums were on fire. I looked in the mirror and saw that the bleach from the strips started bleaching my gums. My reactions...(wtf) OW WTF THAT FUCKIN HURTS AND BURNS.
The semester is almost over, which is good and bad. I got shitloads of things to do before the semester is over. English research paper, calculus cumulative review, engineering BULLSHIT, comm 020 speech tournament AND public service announcement. About that public service announcement...I plan to announce something on nature or cleanig the environment. The background music will be the "Dosed" instrumental by Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I don't feel like having a bitch fuck fag fuck fuck rollin on twenty fo'z background. I bumped into my cousin today, first time I've seen her on campus the entire damned semester. She's graduating on the 16th, first in our family in this generation to receive a college degree. am I proud? hell fucking yes I am.
Went to the range today and shot my fake MP5. Everyone thinks its a real MP5. I met this guy named David who asked me if it was legal. I said yes, its a rimfire. He asked me if I had a "plan" if the cops caught me with it. I said yes, its a rimfire. The people at the range have a hard time wrapping their head around how realistic airsoft guns have gotten over the past five years. They also have a hard time realizing that a bitch ass college student was able to shoehorn a .22 caliber rifle into an airsoft gun. Meh, they'll get it....eventually. Well I got class at 7:30 tomorrow and I'm seeing Harold and Kumar 2 at the theatres after class. Then who knows...the shooting range again? Sleep.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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