good times cost money

Damn, why are hobbies so expensive? I guess a cheap hobby would be reading or something (wtf). I'm talking about shooting guns by the way. $30 for a box of 8mm Mauser. What the eff. Some people wonder why I like guns. That's a good question...seriously, I don't know why. I love the rush you get when I feel that tiny little bullet throw my whole 220lb frame back. Or the satisfaction of precisely placing the bullet in the bullseye. Tree huggers and liberal communists may think I'm a killer and I should see some mental institution, but I'm a perfectly normal guy. Anyways, I've been working on this side project for the past few weeks and I'm finally done! I put a .22 rifle inside an airosft body. Pretty kickass, all the guys at the range admired my project. I've spent a considerable amount of time and money on this project and I'm happy to receive a little recognition for it. Next blog I'll be sure to post pictures of my project.

It's late and I haven't finished my calculus homework yet....fuckin great. +1 for college. I pay a shitload of money to some government controlled institution to fail a class and take it over again. General Ed. classes are a load of bullshit and it's the only way colleges can get more money. 10 page research papers and intro to engineering classes blow. At least I know what a Mechanical Engineer does and how to cite sources (John C. Footpenis, 56). If there were no GE classes that were required, I'd be outta college in 4 years MAX. Hell, I know some people who have been working on their Bachelors for 6 years. How much longer would it take? Please Mr. Government, give me my degree I paid for and circulate me into society where I get to pay taxes, vote, go to jury duty and do all that fun stuff.

Well that wraps it up for this first blog, time to practice L'Hospital's rule and more bullshit, then hit the sack.